You're late to class. What's your excuse?
*looks into the camera*
You thought I was gonna use that meme, didn't you? Well, I'm not. But statistically you'd assume I was because of the chat layout of this post since majority of these "I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now" posts are made that way. You must be so relieved by now, since you probably saw a hundred of these around tumblr and your dashboard. But listen, my brothers and sisters-
*stands on top of teacher's desk as students look at the camera too*
WE WILL NO LONGER LIVE IN FEAR OF THIS MEME. WE WILL TUMBLR THROUGH AND SOMETIMES WE WILL FALL AND SCRAPE OUR KNEES AND MAYBE BLEED A BIT BECAUSE WE'RE NOT USED TO THE OUTSIDE STRUCTURES OF THE WORLD BUT WE WILL NEVER STAY DOWN. WE WILL FIGHT.
Please get off the furniture.
*looks at teacher*
I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA
Plot twist of my life